misguided ghosts

my thoughts are stars i can't fathom into constellations


why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via hotboyproblems)

All I wanted was to receive the love I gave.
- 10 word story (via cubs)

(Source: white--elephants, via runmywaytofit)



I can’t believe my mom is talking to Santa

panic at the party

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.


this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

(via pizza)



Sue Knight played by Brenna Harding - Puberty Blues Season Two



isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

(via hotboyproblems)


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via pizza)